Things I learnt from Batman Begins, Part 1
Women are never satisfied. Seriously, what is Rachel Dawes problem in this film? Let's look at her reactions to Bruce Wayne in this film:
1) Bruce: I want revenge on the man who killed my parents.
Rachel: My god, you utter bastard! Your father would be ashamed of you!
2) Bruce: I've returned after seven years, and now I'm having a good time instead of constantly obsessing over revenge.
Rachel: My god, you utter bastard! How DARE you be having fun!
3) Bruce: Ok, you've found out I'm Batman. I've saved your life at least three times. Also, in the few weeks since my return, I've done more damage to the criminal underworld in Gotham than you managed in seven years working for the DA's office.
Rachel: My god, you utter bastard! How dare you have found a way to effectively fight crime! I want nothing to do with you until you give this up.
Frankly, this is a staggeringly accurate example of female illogic, and makes Batman Begins one of the most realistic films around. Here's hoping Batbale gets a little action in the next film.
1) Bruce: I want revenge on the man who killed my parents.
Rachel: My god, you utter bastard! Your father would be ashamed of you!
2) Bruce: I've returned after seven years, and now I'm having a good time instead of constantly obsessing over revenge.
Rachel: My god, you utter bastard! How DARE you be having fun!
3) Bruce: Ok, you've found out I'm Batman. I've saved your life at least three times. Also, in the few weeks since my return, I've done more damage to the criminal underworld in Gotham than you managed in seven years working for the DA's office.
Rachel: My god, you utter bastard! How dare you have found a way to effectively fight crime! I want nothing to do with you until you give this up.
Frankly, this is a staggeringly accurate example of female illogic, and makes Batman Begins one of the most realistic films around. Here's hoping Batbale gets a little action in the next film.
posted by Sledge @ 03:08
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